Throughout almost the entirety of June and July, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive has been the highest-earning game on Valve's PC marketplace. The Steam Charts are compiled via Steam's internal charts of the highest grossing games on Steam over the previous week.For the first time in the past month, Steam has a new game that has reached the number-one position on the platform's " Top Selling Games" chart. We don't like fighting! Because they could get hurt or nearly killed! Toby: His name is Sword, because he's got a sword. Toby: You push carts, and you go to sleep. It's been up and down, but we're nearly done, and Toby is wriggling to go outside and throw paper aeroplanes.ĭaddy: Last one. Toby: To Mars and Mercury and all the solar system. Toby: Yes! And maybe if you want to go to Cadbury's World, it will just appear, and all the people there too, made of chocolate because they ate too much. If you want a house made of vanilla ice cream and strawberry sausage, it can make it! Maybe a brownie! Toby: That thing can make whatever you like. Toby: No, that thing did! So now we can eat them!ĭaddy: Um, I'm not sure how I feel about eating people. It would zap everything in the world, and turn it to chocolate. Plunkbatĭaddy: Can you choose a song to put in this article?ĭaddy: Sweetie, you don't have to sing! You just have to choose a song for people to listen to.ĭaddy: This is an odd one. Toby: People running around shooting magma at each other. Toby: I can't think of anything to say! OH LOOK A SPIDER! But you need to make your mind up, because I will need to start again with something new. Fight the baddies?ĭaddy: Sweetheart, if you don't want to do this, that's just fine. We watch a video of the game, as Toby has once again clammed up, deciding he can't think of anything to say about anything.ĭaddy: So what do you think you do in this game. I think it looks for grown ups.ĭaddy: Would you ever want to play this game?ĭaddy: What do you think about a game where you're the baddies, trying to hurt the goodies? Are there any sea monsters? Are there any bad guys?ĭaddy: I think you're playing as the bad guys. Toby: I would try to make friends with the monsters, but they'd probably carry me away, and eat me for their dinner. Toby: It's some kind of monster skellington. Toby: You fly around using a leaf, with a bit of coconut. So I open up the last time we did this, and I read him all the names he came up with for the games, and he finds them HILARIOUS. To maybe defeat a bad guy.ĭaddy: Do you not want to do this? You don't have to do this.ĭaddy: But you can just make fun things up! Like we make up stories for the people who walk past the coffee shop. But, thank goodness, right before that he produced the best game name ever.ĭaddy: That's a good name! What's he doing here? I think his brain interpreted this as meaning his words carried too much import, so he didn't want to say any. I'd just told him how people still call GTA V "Flibble Glibble Pants" because of him, and how brilliant that is. Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice Flobbity Bobbity Cat Pants Toby: No, defeating! Not feeding naughty-bobs!ĭaddy: Feeding would have been amazing. Toby: You go around naughty-bobs.ĭaddy: Feeding? You feed the naughty-bobs? But his naming skills remain as excellent as ever. Secondly, Toby's back! This week's Steam Charts are brought to you through the filter of a four year old who was really excited about doing this again, but then got into a right grump about it as soon as we started. I'm returning to Ursidae, Caniformia, to find that ancient temple once more and attempt to appease the enraged spirit of Horace. Firstly, I'm heading off on my expedition to attempt to break the Curse Of Steam Charts for the next couple of weeks.
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